24.6.09

Funny




Took this from WENN. This is the funniest thing I've read today. Notice that it says "swore back at me," which indicates Lindsay's mommy swore first. Love the "strange language," too.

Incredible.

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina has taken to the Internet in a bizarre rant against staff at a hotel - accusing a housekeeper of assaulting her with a towel.

The reality TV matriarch began a series of strange postings on her Twitter.com blog in the early hours of Wednesday morning, complaining after the venue she was staying in only provided her with two towels.

Lohan went on to urge her Twitter followers to call the hotel's housekeeping staff and demand more towels be delivered to her room.

She writes, "I Need this situation rectified immediately. Will someone that can get in contact with housekeeping tell them.

"This is not appropriate I need assistance Immediately. Someone please get a hold of housekeeping for me. I am being ignored and discriminated (against) once again! Someone please help."

Her next posting reveals the housekeeper delivered the towels to her room as requested, but alleges the woman swore and threw the items at her.

She writes, "I was just assaulted by housekeeping staff, she swore back at me and threw the towels at me. I am in shock I think the towels left a mark on me. I need a camera Immediately to document my injuries from this reckless woman. How dare she! I am shaking. Will someone provide me with a camera?"

Lohan continues, "Being held Hostage in my room, I fear the woman who assaulted me and swore back at me is in the hallway screaming in a strange language. Help. I am Shaking I need to document all of this for security I immediately require a languist (sic) to help tell me the strange language she is shouting.

"I don't condone violence but she swore back at me and Assaulted (me) with the towels am I to defend??? I would like to see you all get towels thrown Violently at you and see how much it assaults you."

1 comment:

Tina said...

I'd attack anyone looking like this, and I don't mean with a towel :)