Miss California

If you've watched the news you've seen the statuesque blonde who represents my state with her manufactured good looks, topless photos and conservative views on gay marriage. Now that the naked photo has appeared she claims she is being "silenced."

If only that were true.

She also made the claim that she was a minor when it was taken (which is apparently not true). Seems like she got caught breaking a contract and now wants to blame the Gay Mafia.

Have you seen this woman? Typical L.A. fake. A smile carved in stone. Blank eyes that gleam oddly. An android-like way of walking. It all adds up to prefab goods.

Lesbians are lucky she won't be trolling the flannel bars for them. Guys, you aren't so lucky. As long as you like vagina, you could be a victim. Isn't it possible that the naked picture was put out by her in order to lure unsuspecting victims into her mechanical death trap vagina?

Not only is it possible, it may be likely.

I'm not proud that this woman represents all that is "beautiful" about my state. Seems to me she represents Orange County and the porn industry. Sure she has "views" and that somehow makes her a "modern" woman, but the views are pre-programmed and the only hints of modern I see are nearly flawless bouts of plastic surgery.

The mind reels.


Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who I loathe more, Miss Cali or Perez Hilton, the other media whore?

Kill 'em both?

I imagine they are both pretty useless at the end of the day.

-Doug Brunell "America's Favorite Son" said...

They don't even make good food.